Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

CFL

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

jd and zach loves vigina

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Justin Bieber.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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