- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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