- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

u know whats a crime? rape

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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