- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I have cancer. And you're next.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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