- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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