- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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