- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

I love pissing people off :P

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