- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Whats 1+1? window!

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