How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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