I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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