Why Did the throw up He was sick

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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