- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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