- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Your face is hilarious.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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