- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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