- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

One time i was sitting down

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Your face is hilarious.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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