- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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