Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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