Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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