- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats white and sticky glue

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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