Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man died.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Sarah Palin.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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