Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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