There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Brain fart

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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