- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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