- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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