- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man did not like this site

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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