- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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