- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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