what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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69.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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