Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Boxing on Boxing Day

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Canadians

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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