When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A pope meets another one

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's big and purple? Barney

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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