- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

i killed my family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

this website is a bad joke

charlie sheen

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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