- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Guess what? You guessed it.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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