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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call an blank test? an F

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call an blank test? an F

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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