What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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like if your cool

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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