- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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