- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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