What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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You are joking right?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Anti Joke

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