- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Robin get in the batmobile!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A lot eh?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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