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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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