- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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