- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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