The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

I'm homeless.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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