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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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