- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

whats black white and red all over an abused child

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

This sentence is a lie.

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