- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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