Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

The Oakland Raiders

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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