- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I Have a Black Friend

drugs.

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