- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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