- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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