I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

baloney sandwich

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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