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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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