tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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