- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why? Because.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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