- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

No your aunties a joke

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Camerons hair is Curly..

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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