You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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