Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Do the roar!

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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