Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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