- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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