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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Turkey Balls

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An anti-joke

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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