- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Maths.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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