- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Justin with a hat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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