Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Grace Ackerson

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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