- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

tim has no humor

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

mitchell palmer sucks

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