In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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sky silverstein

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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