- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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