- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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