- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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