A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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