- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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