- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

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