- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.