- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Read a Book.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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