- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why did your mum die young because she had canser

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Everybody will die

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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