- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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