Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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