- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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