- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I dont have a girlfriend

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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