- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Golf.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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