- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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