whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is funnier than 24 69

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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