Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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AIDS

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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