- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A Chinese man fails a math test

Oh s***

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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