roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Okay.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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