What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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