- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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