What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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how much fish could a chicken

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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