- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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