- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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