Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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