- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the man sad His got raped

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.