- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A Chinese man fails a math test

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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