Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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