- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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