- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the man sad His got raped

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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