Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Anti Joke

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