What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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