What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Anti Joke

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