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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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