- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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