- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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