- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What? Huh?

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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