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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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