- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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