- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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