why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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