- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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