- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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