american idol

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Anti Joke

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