- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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