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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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