Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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what is 3+3= 8

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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