Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what's up? my penis.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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