- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Phew... it's gone.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Boner

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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