Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Happy Monday!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Maths.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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