An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops