- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Andoni was here

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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