What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Take wrong turns

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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