- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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