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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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