- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

penis. nuff said.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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