*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Anti Joke

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