- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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