- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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