- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Women's Rights

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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