Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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