- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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