- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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