Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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