- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people swimming

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

New mission: refuse this mission

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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