What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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