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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I Have a Black Friend

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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