- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

here's a joke... the american education society

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??