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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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