- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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