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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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