- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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