knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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www.xnxx.com

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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