What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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