- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

antonis sister is mighty fine

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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