roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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