Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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