- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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