What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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