Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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