why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Anti Joke

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