- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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