- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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