In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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who else is on here?

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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