- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

there once was a black man who played basketball

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Women's Rights

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.