- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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