Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Your mom went to college

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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