- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

nolan is gay

George W. Bush

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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