- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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