- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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