- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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