- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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