- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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