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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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