- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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