- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

George W. Bush

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

nolan is gay

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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