- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do u call a cripple Biv

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

bite me

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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