What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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