- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A praying mantis is very graceful

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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