What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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