- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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