- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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