- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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