knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Adam Chebali is awesome

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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