- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Gus's mom

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

i have two hands.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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