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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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