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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A women left the kitchen.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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