The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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