- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why are balck people black because they are

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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