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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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