- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Men's rights

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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