- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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