I enjoy Popcorn

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

penis. nuff said.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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