Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Potassium? K.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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