- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

all these jokes are horrible now

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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