So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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