What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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