What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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