What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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bite me

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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