I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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