- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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