Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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you give like i give lomain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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