- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Peas

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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