What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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