- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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