- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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