What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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