What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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He--Hey guys

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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