- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Yo Mama just died.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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