- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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