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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Good job, son.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.