- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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