- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Anti Joke

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