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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Charlie Sheen is winning

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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